Saturday, July 26, 2014

Storytime

Storytime.

      One day as a boy walked down the street he saw someone standing in the distance.  The person was too far away but he felt like he recognized him.  He waved, the person waved back at the same time.  He laughed at the fact that both of them had thought of waving.  Interesting enough it seemed the other person was having the same revelation.  They started walking towards each other, again simultaneously.  He stopped to tie his shoes, and the other person did as well.  The boy now felt a little awkward that a stranger was copying him.  He shot a glance to the other person oddly enough at the same time as the other person looked up.  Enough was enough, he wanted to know who this copycat was.  The boy ran towards the person and the person returned the action. As he ran he noticed that the other person was also wearing jeans and a white t-shirt. This was getting too weird for the boy.  He was determined to get to the bottom of why they both were doing the same thing.  Right before he reached the other person he tripped on a rock and flew into an over-sized mirror.  The End

If you don't get it...I'm sorry.

     Please enjoy this video of a monkey seeing his reflection in a mirror. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GansbFmVP6E

Marc

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

My Return

Hello my friends, I have returned.

What happened to me?  I wish I could say that I was off in a far away country saving the world and becoming an international hero.  I know that is what you probably expected was happening but I am sorry to tell you that that is not so much the case.  In the end, I am back and you can all stop crying yourself to sleep at night.

I've realized that I'm a master poet and Haiku writer.  Here is one:

She sings and dances
Here and there she moves with grace
She's the girl for me

(for all of you who just counted how many syllables there were to each line with their fingers to make sure I did it right, thank you for keeping me in check)

Awwwwwwwww how sweet.  A poem like that deserves an award.  Oh wait...it did.

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Well everyone, thank you for your time.  Remember sissonspeaks.blogspot.com is where you'll find..laughter and amusement.  Til next time my friends.  Farewell.

P.S.  Enjoy this video of a pool trick shot.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTGBOKqccw

-Marc